Abortion bill

PRESIDENT Clinton looked up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him.
“What is it?” asked the President.
“It’s the Abortion Bill, Mr President – what do you want to do about it?”
“Just go ahead and pay it.”

Dog on heat

A LITTLE girl asked her mother, “Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
Her mum replied, “No. She’s on heat.”
“What does that mean?” asked the child.
“Go and ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl went out to the garage and said, “Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on heat and to ask you.”
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol and scrubbed the dog’s backside to disguise the scent. He said, “OK, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go once around the block.”
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, her dad asked, “Where’s Lulu?”
The little girl said, “She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”

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