$100 note tattoo

MAX the accountant rocked home late one night and told his missus, “I’ve just got a $100 note tattooed on my cock!”
“Why the fuck would you do that?” asked his appalled missus.
“Firstly, I like to watch my money grow,” Max said. “Secondly, once in a while I like to play with my money. Thirdly, I like the feel of money in my hand. And finally, instead of you going shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a $100 any time you want!”