Todays Funny Quote
June 30, 2008
“I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought, ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’”
TIM VINE
Funny Quote
June 29, 2008
“Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at ’em, but I wouldn’t want to own one.”
W.C. FIELDS
Todays Funny Quote
June 29, 2008
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
Todays Funny Quote
June 7, 2008
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Steven Wright
Todays Funny Quote
May 9, 2008
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Steven wright
Todays Funny Quote
April 28, 2008
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright
Todays Funny Quote
April 15, 2008
I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking,” but I don’t have that much time.
Steve Wright
Todays Funny Quote
March 28, 2008
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Steven wright
Todays Funny Quote
March 17, 2008
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Steven Wright
Todays Funny Quote
March 9, 2008
I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch Hedberg