Air Borne Truck
January 31, 2008
Super Lego Mario (Level 2)
January 31, 2008
Todays Funny Quote
January 31, 2008
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Priest,Doctor & Lawyer
January 31, 2008
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.”
“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000.”
The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000.”
Todays Funny Pictures From WWT
January 31, 2008
Cool Sidewalk chalk Drawing
How many donuts can you carry?
Todays Funny Quote
January 30, 2008
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
Dont try this at home
January 27, 2008
Snail mail is actually slower then a snail
January 26, 2008
Postal delivery is as slow as a snail, well at least it is Poland.
An IT consultant received a letter on January 3 that was sent on December 20 as priority mail, he calculated that a snail would have made to his home faster then the letter.
Daily Gazeta Wyborcza said Michal Szybalski calculated that it took 294 hours for the letter to arrive at his home. He also said the distance between his home and the sender was 11.1 kilometers.
Given the distance and the time, the speed of the letter was 0.03775 kilometers per hour. Szybalski calculated that a garden snail travels at around 0.048 kilometers per hour.
Prison Escape
January 26, 2008
December 1997, Pennsylvania | A prisoner in the new Allegheny County Jail in Pittsburgh attempted to evade his punishment by engineering an escape from his confinement. Jerome constructed a hundred-foot rope of bedsheets, broke through a supposedly shatter-proof cell window, and began to climb to freedom down his makeshift ladder.It is not known whether his plan took into account the curiosity of drivers on the busy street and Liberty Bridge below. It certainly did not take into account the sharp edges of the glass, the worn nature of the bedsheet, or the great distance to the pavement. The bottom of the knotted bedsheet was eighty-six feet short of the ground. But our hero did not reach the end of his rope. The windowpane sliced through the weak cloth and dropped him to his untidy demise 150 feet below.
But wait, there’s more!
Apparently the jailhouse rumor of the previous death did not reach a prisoner who was awaiting transfer to a federal penitentiary one year later. He tied eight bedsheets together and rappelled from his seventh-floor window, only to find that the rope fell twenty-five feet short of the ground. Luckier than Jerome, he merely fractured his ankle and scraped his face.
Find out about famous dead people
January 26, 2008
A little bit morbid but easy to waste time on the famous dead people Database.
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