Man put’s his life up for auction
March 19, 2008
A man in Australia is auctioning his life — his house, his job, his clothes and his friends — on eBay, after his marriage broke up, saying he wants to start a new life.“It’s time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,” Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state.
Usher said he was auctioning his life as “a package” with his house in Perth valued at around A$420,000 (US$385,000).
“Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don’t want it any more! You can have it if you like!,” reads his Web site www.alife4sale.com, which has a link to eBay for bidders.
Usher said his life auction, which starts on June 22, included not only his house, a car, a motorbike, a jet ski and a spa, but also an introduction to “great friends” and a job at a rug shop in Perth for a trial two-week period.
“When it’s over, I will just walk out the front door, take my wallet, my passport and start a new life,” he said.
Usher said his ex-wife had heard of his auction.
“Her last comment was, ‘it seems a bit mental to me’,” he said.
Relax on these if you Can!
March 18, 2008
Todays Funny Quote
March 17, 2008
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Steven Wright
Funny Pic
March 17, 2008
For A company picnic,
management decided that, due to liability issues,
staff could have alcohol but only one (1) drink per person.
The Guy that ordered the cups got Fired
Find out how much you are worth
March 17, 2008
Fun site that tells you how much you are worth
Check out www.humanforsale.com
Kids swearing!
March 17, 2008
A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD told his four-year-old brother, “You know what? I think we’re grown-up enough to start swearing.” His brother nodded. “When we go downstairs I’m going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?” said the seven-year-old. Once again his brother nodded.
Their mother asked what they wanted for breakfast when they went downstairs and the seven-year-old said, “Well, shit, mum – I guess I’ll have some Coco Pops.”
His mum reached across and smacked him so hard in the mouth that he flew out of his chair. Then she looked at the four-year-old and said, “So what do you want for breakfast?”
“I don’t know,” the four-year-old blubbered, “but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops.”
The truth about where babies come from!
March 17, 2008
ONE day a father pulled his 10-year-old son aside and said, “Billy, it’s time I told you the truth about where babies come from.”
“I don’t want to know,” sobbed Billy. “Promise me you won’t ever tell me.”
Confused, the father asked his son why he was so upset.
“When I was seven you told me there wasn’t really any Easter Bunny,” Billy explained. “When I was eight you told me the tooth fairy was made up. When I was nine you told me Santa didn’t really exist. So if you’re about to tell me grown-ups don’t really root, I’m gonna have nothing to live for.”
Wife gets naked
March 9, 2008
Wife gets naked & asks hubby,
What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy
body?’
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, ‘Your sense of
humour!’
Todays Funny Quote
March 9, 2008
I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch Hedberg
Todays Pictures From WWT
March 9, 2008
