THE IRISHMAN AND THE MORMON

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.” The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said
“Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

Parent put child on ebay

German Couple Loses Custody of 7-Month-Old Son After Posting Him on eBay for $1.60. BERLIN — Authorities in southern Germany have taken custody of a 7-month-old boy after his parents posted an ad on eBay offering to sell him for one euro, or about $1.60. Police spokesman Peter Hieber says the baby was placed in the care of youth services in the southwestern Allgaeu region. Hieber said on Saturday that the mother told police the Internet ad was only a joke. Authorities have begun an investigation into possible child trafficking against the parents. No offers were made for the child in the two hours and 30 minutes the ad was posted. The Internet auction site deleted the posting later. Several people who saw the ad alerted police.

Todays Funny Quote

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

Steven wright

Dog wants a job

A dog goes into a hardware store and says :I’d like a job Please.The Hardware store owner says”we dont hire dogs,why dont you go join the circus”.The dog replies”What the hell would the circus want with a plumber?”