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Chemistry gone to her head

June 7, 2008

It was a cold but sunny February afternoon. Lidia, a biology teacher from Sofia, was driving two friends home from a memorial service. Suddenly the vehicle stopped. Bystanders saw all three occupants dash from the car to a nearby manhole, and start pouring down liquids and powders from various bottles and jars.Apparently, the biology teacher had been performing chemistry experiments in her free time, and had some leftover noxious chemicals. It is still not entirely clear what the chemicals were, but two of the bottles were labelled diethyl ether and methanol, both highly flammable substances. The former is also used as a sedative, so one explanation for their actions is that they felt dizzy from the ether vapors and thought it was a good idea to pour them in the sewer.

As it turns out, a good idea it definitely was not. The cocktail of flammable substances in the enclosed space of the sewer caused an explosion so powerful that it launched the manhole cover into the air, decapitating the (briefly) surprised Lidia. Left without a head on her shoulders, she decided it was time to kick the bucket.

The other two people were not left unharmed, but were alive. They were taken to the hospital with burns on their faces. They may not regain their eyesight, but hopefully will be able to speak clearly enough to tell their children that tossing random chemicals down the drain is not as wise as it might at first appear.

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June 7, 2008

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Todays Funny Quote

June 7, 2008

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

Steven Wright

June 7, 2008

Q. WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND HERPES?
A. LOVE DOESN’T LAST FOREVER.

bank Robbery

June 7, 2008

A MAN with a gun went into a bank and demanded the customers’ money. Once he’d taken everyone’s wallets and purses, he turned to a customer and asked, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
The bloke replied, “Yes sir, I did.”
The robber shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did.”

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