What Time does the bar open?

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks. “Same time as before - noon,” replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?” The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.” “No! I don’t wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!”